During a commercial parody on Saturday Night Live in the 70s, a couple argues about the practical applications of a new product. Gilda Radner, portraying the wife, says, “New Shimmer is a floor wax!” The husband Dan Aykroyd shoots back, “It’s a dessert topping!” As the argument heats up, announcer Chevy Chase comes to the rescue and informs them, “Relax, you two. New Shimmer is a floor wax AND a dessert topping!” I can relate to New Shimmer because most of the time, I’m a writer. Sometimes I’m a designer. I top desserts. I wax floors. I get the job done.